heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

i was drinking water and then my cousin came out of no where and she tried getting the water bottle out of my hand and i was like wtf??????? and she was grabbing it and water was starting to spill so i tried drinking from it and then i choked and my cousin cried 

hi:

attractive strangers make everything better

jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

moistclumping:

it’s a metaphor

moistclumping:

it’s a metaphor

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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scaryanal:

will you marry me? lol its for a friend

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes